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This was an email from a customer that came in yesterday. We thought it was funny enough to share:
"I bought a jar of baconnaise as a joke... but the joke is obviously on me because now I dream about baconnaise. When I wake up in the morning my first thought is "I need some baconnaise on a cracker to set me up for the day". Then at lunch I can't help it, I have to have baconnaise on my sandwhich. And at dinner I make russet potatoes just so I can cut them open and fill them with baconnaise. I have to stop myself from eating baconnaise out of the jar with a spoon. My friends think it's revolting, till they eat it, then they're hooked too. It's addictive. Like crack, except legal, and made with eggs and smoke flavouring. What have you done to me? I can't stop eating this stuff! It's freaking mayonnaise with bacon flavour! But if everyone ate it then world wars would cease. Religions would find common ground. Politicians would stop being crooked. There would be a whole new world order, all because of the deliciousness of baconnaise. You have to keep making this stuff. The future happiness of the planet depends on you. And I know it's a huge responsibility, but I know you can do it. Why? Because you're baconnaise. Not just mayonnaise, and more than bacon. Somewhere in between. Like that perfect moment when you're toasting a marshmellow over the campfire when it turns golden brown, just before it lights on fire. Baconnaise is just that perfect. I frickin' love it!
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