Flight Attendants Just Saying

"You don't want to hear the phrase 'I'll be right back,' either.  That's code for 'Go f**k yourself,' according to a woman who used to fly for Northwest and taught me several terms specific to her profession.

'You know how a plastic bottle of water will get all crinkly during a flight?' she asked.  'Well it happens to people, too, to our insides.  That's why we get all gassy.'

'So what me and the other gals would sometimes do is f**t while we walked up and down the aisle.  No one could hear it on account of the engine noise, but, anyway, that's what we called "crop dusting."'

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