Democratic National Convention Schedule

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 
4:14 PM Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chas Schummer 
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama 
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton 
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire" 
4:49 PM Fund Raising, John Edwards 
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden 
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States "Occupyer Choir" 
5:50 PM How I Invented The Internet and Global Warming, Al Gore 
6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer 
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl 
9:05 PM Real Estate Tips, Barney Frank 
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore 
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar, Charlie Rangle 
10:00 PM Denunciation of THE N.R.A., Barbara Boxer 
10:15 PM Fund Raising Tips, George Clooney 
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan 
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration 
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blago witcz rally 
11:20 PM How I Killed Bin Laden -B. Hussein Obama 
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding 
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Mahre 
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior 
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing 
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech 

Note: There is one omission in the list above 
Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, 
Trayvon , will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event. 
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OPTION : Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich 
To be decided just before the Convention

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