Put Your Dog on Twitter

Holy Kaw! All the topics that interest u140 character barks: Tweeting dog colla

Curious about what your dog does while you sit at work? Just check Twitter.

Mattel has unveiled Puppy Tweets, a dog collar that sends one of 500 tweets every time your dog barks or moves. Pre-programmed Twitter updates include: “I finally caught that tail I’ve been chasing, and … OOUUUCHH!” and “I bark because I miss you. There, I said it…Now hurry home.” The device hits shelves this Fall and will retail for $29.99.

Just speculating here, but other potential phrases could be: “I pooped in your shoe,” “What happened to my manhood?” and the Up-inspired “Squirrel!” Can you think of any other phrases Mattel should consider including in the puppy gadget?

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