WHY GRAMPS CARRIES A GUN!!!

1. My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take a whoopin.'
2. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
3. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
4. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world. 
5. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
6. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
7. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
8. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
9. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
10. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
11. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate...
12. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
13. Police protection is an oxymoron.Free citizens must protect themselves
14. Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
15. Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take a whoopin'....

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